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Holding my lawn in contempt

Daniel Herndon
Daniel Herndon
Hey Friends,
Here in the USA, GDPR shrank by 0.4% during this first quarter. Despite this fact, my lawn is having a bull market with double-digit growth.
Unfortunately, dandelions are up by a staggering 3%, a report that comes on the heels of me bending over to pick out every single one by hand (I had my back adjusted for inflation). Most weeds and bare spots are down two-tenths of a percent after last year’s seed investment and larger overall spending on watering the lawn.
I guess what I’m really saying is. It’s Spring!

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