Hey Friends,
Good morning. The Lorem Ipsum is already being used against me. Just this week, I was pressured to try things I was normally uncomfortable or uninterested in. Like exercise for example. Why would I practice lifting something while I am laying down? I may never do that in real life. And why would I run on a treadmill when I can run to get the mail?*
Well… A “friend” pressured me to ride on a Peloton by using my own words
in last weeks article against me. An article about being willing to accept other perspectives.
It didn’t go well because I am out of shape and at the time also mildly inebriated.
Needless to say, I’ll never work out again.
[*Footnote: I also never get the mail.]
Enough about personal attacks against me.
Let’s get to The News.
