Week 43 of 2021
Tax Bills for Billionaires.
If you are rich, you could be paying taxes
soon. Obviously it sucks, but don’t worry. Members of congress with billionaire campaign donors likely won’t vote to support the bill, or in Kyrsten Sinema’s case, won’t do anything else either.
When asked to quote on the billionaire tax, #2 billionaire Jeff Bezos said this: “🦗 🦗 🦗”.
Speaking of Billionaires.
Elon Musk, has become the #1 richest person
on earth (and as far as we know, in space). On last look he was worth 282 billion which is 276 billion more than fictional billionaire Bruce Wayne and 272 billion more than Daddy Warbucks. Elon’s reaction: “Wild $T1mes!”
Now More Savings!
Biden just announced a new spending plan half the size of his most recent 3.5 trillion dollar plan. It includes, uhhh, you know, the thing. Actually, you can find out what it includes without the Biden grandpa brain fart right here
Mikey Likes Getting Vaxed.
Now, our little lab rats are ready to get their shots
too! One FDA official said we’ll learn how safe it is after we start giving it to our kids. Cross your fingers!
Choosey Mom’s Choose mRNA.
Parents are also participating by getting boosters (shots, not seats), and they can mix & match if they want to make it interesting. The FDA and CDC have provided scientific peer reviewed guidance
regarding boosters by saying “hey, do whatever you want! :)”
A Twitter friend, April says this: