has sold his stock as he promised he would after conducting a poll on Twitter
to ask the opinion of 63.3 million expert followers and financial advisors. Elon said he would be using the money to pay taxes
and maybe go out for a nice dinner or something.
Meanwhile at Astroworld
, rapper, Travis Scott’s Concert turned into a deadly stampede
. Related, Travis Scott’s following has skyrocketed since the event, which is why they say “no publicity is bad publicity”.
is out of control. It’s at its fastest pace in 31 years
actually, which means we’re all thinking about the cost of milk. You might want to get on the front end of it and ask your boss for a raise. Biden says he has a plan
called ‘pass all my other spending bills’.
The Murder Trial
of Kyle Rittenhouse is happening right now
and besides killing some protesters, Kyle is now famous for his “ugly cry” face. The Jury was asked not to account for that when considering whether or not to convict him of murder, or accept his claims that it was self defense.
Commish One Six
(my name for the the January 6th Commission that theoretically would shorten this entry) has subpoenaed some more Trump allies including
people like Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany and Chief of Staff Christopher Liddell. The Committee wants to pull back the curtains and if possible Kayleigh’s makeup to find out what happened leading up to the events that took place at the Capitol on January 6th.
The NFL is Irritated
with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rogers since he said he was “immunized” against Covid-19 which worked until he got Covid
and word got out that he was referring to a months long treatment that has no history of success. Turns out he was not vaccinated. The one person who was not irritated with Aaron was Jordan Love who got to play as starting quarterback for the first time since joining the team.
That’s it for the news, now here’s The Gist