Hey Friends,
If you’re wondering why this email feels an hour earlier, it’s because we just sprung forward on Sunday, and you haven’t adjusted yet. Losing an hour has put me just a little bit behind, but as usual, The Lorem Ipsum has been delivered on time.
I’m sorry that I’m not mentioning sports this week.
I know this week is really important for a lot of you, and I don’t take it for granted. To clarify, I do take it for granted that it’s important to you. I just don’t take this week for granted. I hope you enjoy your sports.
In other news, while public discourse has been crowded with war, people have still managed to cut through the clutter to complain about gas prices and potholes. I’ll talk more about that in a minute.
But first, The News.
