Good morning and welcome to an email coming out of the cold cold Midwest.
I don’t enjoy the cold, and while the only reason I live in the Midwest is because of systemic oppression (also economic opportunity, cost of living benefits and being born here!), I have grown to accept that every winter, I will fail to climatize to the change of temperature.
I’ve also learned that the older I get, the dryer I feel in the winter.
This is why people die. Because they eventually dry out.
Anyway, the good news is, I’m probably not going to die in a war against Russia. But I don’t know if that’s the case for everyone right now.
Let’s get to The News.