Week 49 of 2021
Hey Biden, U & Putin texting?
Actually after calling because it was “too much to type” they spent like 2 hours on the phone chatting. President Biden told Russia’s President Vladimir Putin
that he better not invade Ukraine or the USA might unfollow Russia and stop buying their Svedka.
Russia and Ukraine have been at odds since they broke up in 1991. Putin is currently trolling them by positioning troops at their border
It sucks to be a Cuomo right now. Specifically a Chris Cuomo who got fired this past weekend from CNN shortly after being suspended, and then accused of sexual assault. Chris suggested that CNN pay the remaining $18 million of his contract. Execs at CNN said ‘nah, we’re good’.
Since then, his publisher has cancelled his book deal.
The Crummy Crumbley’s defense is crumbling.
The mounting material evidence including social media posts, texts and more confirm that they are not very good at being criminals
. Ethan Crumbly’s parents bought him a handgun, posted about it. Ethan brought it to school and shot people, killing four and injuring several. His parents are now facing criminal charges in addition to his.
In other news, the NRA says our gun rights are under attack, and House Reps. Boebert
are tweeting pictures of them and their kids with assault rifles in front of their Christmas trees.
Meet The Duggars in Prison.
Josh Duggar has been found guilty
of child pornography. Despite investigators saying “this is the worse we’ve seen.” Josh said “It wasn’t me”, and will be singing that tune for up to 20 years in prison.
Keeping War Funded.
The House passed a defense bill
on Tuesday to make sure we keep our defense budget in first place worldwide in terms of total spending and 3x that of second place China.
Also in the House, raising the debt ceiling is in play
. It looks like we’re going to avoid a default just like we always do.
Lady Breastfeeds Cat on a plane. That’s it! That’s the take!
Oh, and the former Kansas Senator Bob Dole Died. He was 98 years old.